You've Been Jinxed is a song in The Ghost and Molly McGee. It is heard in the episode "Jinx!".
Lyrics[]
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Whatever you do ♪
♪ Calamitous things will be happening to you ♪
♪ To disaster you're eternally linked ♪
♪ You've been Jinxed ♪
Scratch: Oh, no, no, no, no!
♪ Toilets will flush you ♪
♪ Pianos will crush you ♪
♪ When you order tacos, the whole line will rush you ♪
Ghost 1: Come on!
Ghost 2: Let's go!
Ghost 3: Pick a taco already!
Jinx: What's wrong? Can't you make up your mind?
Scratch: You ruined tacos!
♪ The world will attack you ♪
♪ Mean ducks will quack you ♪
♪ Those funny dancing noodle men will comically smack you ♪
♪ You're getting struck ♪
♪ By truck after truck ♪
♪ Until I say your name three times ♪
Scratch: Wait, what? You just have to say "Scratch" three times and I'm free?
Jinx: Yeah, that's how jinxes work. You would think The Chairman would know that.
Scratch: Um... I did.
♪ You'll be smashed, you'll be splashed ♪
♪ You'll be covered in trash ♪
♪ Any hope you had at happiness is poorly dashed ♪
♪ For vanquishing the OTC ♪
♪ I'm gonna make you hurt eternally ♪
♪ You can't run, you can't hide ♪
♪ You can't flee ♪
♪ You've been me'd ♪
Scratch: Uh, what?
♪ You've been Jinxed ♪
Scratch: Oh, you know, Molly's right, I would stick with that. It's much clearer and better.